February 2012
tried giving luxury comedy another go
oliviarrrr:
three minutes in
it’s still shite
Earth to Bella
the world can be an unfriendly place.
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WHAT'S THAT?
merlinthegrey:
I CAN’T HEAR YOU, BELLY SAVALAS!
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So, I’m feart of flying and I’m due to go on holiday soon so what do I watch ? Lost aye smooth…
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I HAVE A GENUINE AUDITION TO BE A LAPDANCER. WTF?
nikkimaccoll:
Diamond Dolls enquiries@diamond-dolls.co.uk
Thank you for your employment enquiry.
You are welcome to attend an audition on Friday at 7 pm.
Have your hair and make up applied before your arrival .
The costume is lingerie so wear your sexiest outfit. You shall be given training before your audition. Please provide picture I.D confirming you are 18 + Your contact for the...
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I feel a whitey coming
I hate being ill
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I'm due to hook someone
Such a bad fucking mood. on the upside I passed my theory though :D
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George Lucas Says Han Never Shot First | Badass... →
well all know George Lucas is a fool though. He doesn’t know shit about star wars
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Y'no that person who always floats around...
someone that just wants to have a conversation with someone, but feels that they are just going to annoy whoever they talk to. or that the person is going to be like wtf do they want ?
well that’s me on here. Master of small talk.
on the upside, I’m getting my Volunteering certificate soon. I’ll be an official youth worker.
COOL BEANS
Decaf? get fucked
I dont drink coffee just for the taste.
someone bring me a proper coffee?
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On that note...
I Haven’t drank Irn-Bru since New Years eve. I told myself I was going to see how long I could go without it, mainly because I drank so much of it. I could go a coffee now though…